MASTER PROCASTINATOR
If laziness can kill, I would be long dead.
Procastination is one of my best skills, whether i want it or not, without even trying. I’m just good at it. I actually want to get rid of it. Trust me, I have tried and I can die trying but it just won’t go away.
It haunts me like bitterness for long-lost loves. It’s addictive. It’s enduring. It makes you feel like shit but better at the same time.
And i found the perfect article to inspire "procastinately-gifted" people like me to embrace our conflicted existence. Here’s an excerpt:
"Understand that this will never, ever change. You will always be lazy, and you will always procrastinate."