YOU! YOU!
i don’t want your girlfriend…
-avril lavigne who was recently involved in a plagiarism incident with Chantal Kre@!~uk whatever! ang hirap ng apelyido ni lola.
that first line was from my semi-idol avril or whoever singer with a difficult surname she plagiarized. a disclaimer to prevent future plagiarism accusations or more of bitterness allegations.
CAN INTERESTING PEOPLE ON FRIENDSTER (READ: PEOPLE I’M STALKING) POST SOMETHING INTERESTING ABOUT THEMSELVES?
I’M GETTING TIRED OF (STALKING) YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE ALL GETTING BORING AND MORE BORING BY THE MINUTE!
PLEASE PEOPLE, THIS MOST WONDERFUL ACTIVITY CALLED STALKING IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAILY EXISTENCE. OTHERWISE, I WILL BE A SULKING, BITTER INDIVIDUAL WHO IS TOO BORED WITH HER OWN EXISTENCE SHE BADLY NEEDS TO INTRUDE IN OTHER PEOPLE’S LIVES TO VALIDATE HER EXISTENCE.
Existence seems to be my favorite word.
SERIOUSLY, I AM SURPRISINGLY HAPPY WITH ALL THE CRUELTIES OF THE WORLD AROUND ME (IMAGINE THE HOMELESS VICTIMS OF FLOOD AND FATALITIES OF THE WAR IN IRAQ). OF COURSE, I AM NOT SINCERELY REFERRING TO THOSE BUT MY OWN SELFISH PLANS THAT WENT ALL WRONG. I SHOULD BE DEPRESSED, DEVASTATED. I SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO WALK, OR SMILE, OR COMB MY HAIR. SURPRISE, SURPRISE! I AM PERFECTLY FINE. WHEW! IF DISAPPOINTMENTS WERE TO BESEECH ME IN THE FUTURE WHICH I AM VERY SURE THERE WILL BE LOTS LEFT, LET THEM DISAPPOINT ME IN THIS MANNER. HAH!
Incoherence seems to be my mantra in writing.
Enough ranting.
